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A lazy man's wife is on a business trip. He stays home accompanied by his son.
Son: Dad, what are we going to eat for dinner?
Dad: I think we get plenty of food in the refrigerator. There must be something to eat.
Son: There is food in the refrigerator, but we don't have anything to drink. Plus we are short of onions.
Dad: Can we just get it over tonight. I am really tired and don't want to go out.
Son: Mom is going to be back in the evening. We should have a small celebration, you know.
Dad: Oh, come on .Give me a break! All right, let's go out to buy something.
In the grocery store.
Dad: Listen, you go to pick up what you want and I am going to pick up what I need. We meet in the check-out after five minutes.
Son: All right sir!
After five minutes, Dad gets leek and fink beer while his son gets onion and coke.
Son asked Dad: Why we need leek? We get onion already. Aren't they serving for similar purpose?
Dad answered: Did you mention your mom is coming back tonight? I think she enjoys leek over onion.
Son: I forgot to tell you, she is coming back next week, not this week.
Dad: Anyway, I will take all of them. Let's go home.
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