This is Bob, the builder. Many people know that he is a stinker. Wherever he goes, his victims ran away from him including his cat. This is how his story goes:
Everyday, he goes to the same supermarket down across the street from his house. There, he bought the same old things because he was too lazy to try something new. Everyone in that market know that he has a bag of 4 Coca-Colas, 2 kilogram of onions, a Fink's Beer, and of course, he couldn't like without his leeks because he's a vegetarian. Every time before he leaves, he always deposit a loonie to his bank account from his change that he bought from the supermarket.
Every lunch, Bob drank four cans of coke while watching his favorite TV show. From there, he had his living room messed with the spilled cokes and he even left the stain on his pants. Bob's favorite time of the day is the afternoon snack time, especially his all time favorite snack, the leek. He had always accompanied his leek with onions just in case if he is not full enough. And finally, his dinner is a can of Fink's Beer and a whole onion. Almost forgot that he's a builder. He goes to the his construction site right beside his favorite supermarket in the morning. His contractor mate waved at Bob,"Morning mate.". Bob waved back at them and he responded with one word "BURP!".
by Joe Lee
Every lunch, Bob drank four cans of coke while watching his favorite TV show. From there, he had his living room messed with the spilled cokes and he even left the stain on his pants. Bob's favorite time of the day is the afternoon snack time, especially his all time favorite snack, the leek. He had always accompanied his leek with onions just in case if he is not full enough. And finally, his dinner is a can of Fink's Beer and a whole onion. Almost forgot that he's a builder. He goes to the his construction site right beside his favorite supermarket in the morning. His contractor mate waved at Bob,"Morning mate.". Bob waved back at them and he responded with one word "BURP!".
by Joe Lee
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